Sylvar

If you meet him on the street, you'd think he's the most congenial half elf you'd ever met. He has wide smile which he shares generously with everyone who passes by. But really this is all just a performance facade. He hates everyone. Including you. Yes, you. You are incompetent and have disappointed Sylvar many times already today, how dare you! Whatever. It's not like you're actually worth anything. He'll just write a song about you anyway, and it's probably not going to be flattering so just get over it, all right?